Google Yourself

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Jessica needs coffee."
Hmm... too bad I don't really like coffee.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Jessica looks like an f***ing hooker."
Hey now...

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Jessica does the fat girl dance."
Ouch... I don't prefer to think of myself as fat.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Jessica hates metal."
Odd statement, but true nonetheless.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Jessica goes into retail therapy."
Oooooo, if only that could be so!

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Jessica loves her some taco."
Hahahaha...

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Jessica eats the cup of Flickr."
Apparently I think styrofoam tastes good...

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Jessica has huge jugs."
So THAT'S where that nickname came from... :P

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Jessica wants six kids."
Nooooo-oooo-ooooo I don't!

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
"Jessica will not be back to Myspace."
Well, if Facebook doesn't shape up, I just might!